Traffic Cop

Have you ever seen the TRAFFIC COP? Well, you must. It’s a dance and it is amazing.

I’m still waiting for that person to video tape it for me so that it can be forever engrained in our culture. I think it might catch on, I mean the SPRINKLER did, and the CABBAGE PATCH…CRANK DAT…

Until we get footage, this will have to suffice.

I think the TRAFFIC COP DANCE originated from the extraordinary work of a Rhode Island Street Cop as seen below. But I still think T’s is better.

That makes me gag…

Tomorrow, I will be going under the knife in a simple wisdom tooth extraction. Now, I know this is a routine procedure, so I shouldn’t be too worried. I mean, I’ve had a root canal before and made out just fine, besides the pain afterwards. So I hear there is pain and discomfort and maybe some swelling and bleeding. I’m good with all that, but what I am not really good with is GAUZE. Holy crap.

I hate gauze anywhere in my mouth or near my teeth. I dread the dentist when I know they are going to have to dry off my teeth with a small piece of white gauze. The feeling is nauseating and truthfully, I have almost vomitted in the chair during its use.

So bring on some gum cutting, bring on some tooth breaking, bring on the blood, but PLEASE do not bring on the GAUZE!!!! AHHH

 

 So what makes you gag? Nothing dirty please, HA